Reblog or Like if you’ve done at least one of these things:
- Give birth to a fish
- Grown a beard that was naturally pink
- lived for 300 years
- brushed your teeth.
(via asdfghjkllove)

- Give birth to a fish
- Grown a beard that was naturally pink
- lived for 300 years
- brushed your teeth.
(via asdfghjkllove)
Oh, dear, you are so young! I was born with Celts. I think that, once in this long life that is mine, I met Marius.
I’ve actually lived about 593 years.